"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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