Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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