do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I came so hard my ears popped.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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