p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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