Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
So much Jack, so little girl.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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