on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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