he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Randomize
