I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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