Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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