idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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