Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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