My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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