Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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