This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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