I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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