Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
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I need you to use more vowels.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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