Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
