ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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