I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
try to milk me bitch
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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