i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I just googled if crying burns calories
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Randomize
