You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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