What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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