So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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