Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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