therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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