I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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