Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
it's like heaven, but drunker
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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