I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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