Betty ford says i'm here all night
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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