Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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