Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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