that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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