Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
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