with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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