i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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