He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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