her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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