Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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