i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
