All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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