everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I am midnight drunk by noon
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
is that a dick in a sweater?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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