At least make sure they are 18
Why
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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