I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
We need to get me chipped asap
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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