are you so shy because you have an std?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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