It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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