I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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