my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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