I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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