I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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