he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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